Jonbeneting

When a parent puts unreasonable pressure on their child to participate in some extracirricular activity.

"Do you think Tiger really WANTED to play golf, or was he jonbeneted into it?"

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Johneen

Someone who is ICE. Loyal.

Johneen is very ICE cool

by shooting_star February 3, 2010

Jonsen

To be going through withdrawals usually associated with drugs. More specifically marijuana.

Got any pot Pip? I'm jonsen.

by Dudeman January 10, 2004

jonein brothers

a group of friends getting together and jonein on each other

Guy 1: did you see the jonein brothers?
Guy 2: who they be?
Guy 1: Dennis and brian. they be jonein like shit on each other.

by jonein bro. September 22, 2009

jonee

...•° ۩ J0___ñ___Ξ Ξ ۩ °•...
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
♥ If you are alone,
♥ I'll be your shadow,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you want to cry,
♥ I'll be your shoulder,
♥ If you are not happy,
♥ I'll be ur smile,
♥ If you need me,
♥ I'll always be there...............
★ITS A SIMPLE DEFINITION ★

.ılı.___.•°JONEE°•.___.ılı.
(friendly guy)

◄═♦▒♞THANK ☆ YOU♞▒♦═►

JONEE is always friendly and pretty guy to all....

by jonee654321 January 8, 2012

jonence

The name for pairing Panic! at the disco's drummer Spencer Smith and bassist Jon Walker.

See -Ryden.

Kid 1: OMG! I read a RYDEN slash last night! it was so awesome. Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross are so adorable together.

Kid2: pssssh. whatever i prefer JONENCE

by dudeitslame December 9, 2008

Jönnenator

Jönnenator is someone who is easily triggered and can flip in one second. Sort of like a more immature and less ripped terminator.

Augustus: ''Did you see that crazy dude smash his keyboard on his cat?''
Me: ''Yeah, he's Jönnenator''

by !GODLEX! August 29, 2017