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Jone

1. An argument in which two or more people talks about another person offensively.
2. To crack jokes about someone.
3. To offensively hurt someone else's feelings by making fun of them in front of a large crowd.
" Kevin: Yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized"

Alisha: "Oh, so you wanna jone, huh? Okay, yo teeth so yellow, people be yelling taxi!"

Kevin: "You got so many bumps on yo face, I took it
for a map of a military base!"

Do you see how Kevin and Alisha make fun back and forth?
this is the definition of "JONE"
by D-Magnum April 28, 2008
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jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.
I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.
by alternabear March 23, 2016
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Jones

A person with a a huge dick this is usually there last name
by Pissy jdkfjf May 4, 2019
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Will Jones

A very queer fellow who resembles Peter Parker, and enjoys receiving Jello Rabbits (see Jello Rabbits). He enjoys getting white girl wasted, and being molested by extremely large, independent black women.
by bictoria bates December 20, 2012
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Joned

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned
mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!
by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010
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joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.
Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!
by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006
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Jones

A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other
Your name is jones? We must be related!”
by Young Boy Never Broke Again November 7, 2018
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