Johnathan

A fuckin weeb

Johnathan is such a weeb

by TaKshi69420 December 03, 2019

Johnathan

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

You will never want a Johnathan in your life

by Very honest April 05, 2018

Johnathan

A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well

Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"

by FrosTsXNINEall February 16, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.

Bro Greg is such a Johnathan he kept blowing up my messenger with some memes.

by Grimreaper738 April 20, 2019

Johnathan

the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him

Omg Johnathan! You came out of your Room!

by Daryl kidney November 24, 2021

Johnathan

The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan

Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
...

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 06, 2014

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019