a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.
by tribalgirl August 18, 2012
a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019
by you are a john July 27, 2020
a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.
by ricegumhater November 04, 2016
john is the guy who gets the most bitches, and he stole your hoe while you were reading this definition, don’t bother trying to be him, he’s too sexy for you
by jayyyt15 January 29, 2019
john is the type of guys that will beat himself up if things go wrong, but will happily do the opposite when needed.
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
john is good
by neilg1980 May 02, 2018