A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.
by h August 31, 2008
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by iseethelight September 18, 2007
Get the johanism mug.Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!
kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."
by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008
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P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's
by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011
Get the scarlett johanssoning mug.A amazingly beautiful individual who has the biggest heart that anyone can have. She wears her heart on her sleeve and is prone to keep a wall up, but there will be that one special person that she will let, break that wall down. Johanice is sweet and kind and knows exactly what to say at the right time. There isn't one person Johanice doesn't come in contact with, that she doesn't make laugh or smile. She is caring, in all the right ways and was born to someday make somebody really happy.
by tittiemaster June 15, 2012
Get the Johanice mug.Johnish - {Jan-ish} Adjective Mopey, Pessimistic, Filled with a lack of hope for the world, Disdainful, Self-Hating, Emo
Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish
Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish
Person 1: hey man I am so worthless, there is nothing left in this world for me. *Breaks into tears*
Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!
Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!
by GreyTalon May 25, 2010
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by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016
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