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Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.
by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020
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johansen

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.
by Slick Slack November 28, 2016
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Johané

Gorgeous and attractive female and best friend you can ask for. This is a uncommon name and is only given to those worthy of it. A Johané is usually ticklish all over and has a contagious laugh. Anyone will be lucky to jave a Johané as a girlfriend.
Thank you Johané for being such an amazing friend and supporting us in difficult situations.
by Damian_Kwagga_2k18 June 13, 2019
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Johanne

She is funny, a break your heart type of person. She's clever and nice
thats a Johanne.
Johanne is nice.
by Hjertebanker123 October 23, 2019
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johansell

A funny, tall person who is also the nicest person you'll ever know. He also gets All the girls
OMG! did johansell just walk in? I'm so gonna get a pic of him
by Jennaxakes7783 November 1, 2020
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Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3
Johanneke is amazing
by N._<3 November 22, 2021
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Johannes bread

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.
I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.
by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022
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