JOD

When you look at him you assume hes autistic, but in reality he is a serial statutory rapist and imbreader. A JOD loves to deflower young girls, old Women and everyone in between. JODs use a carefully planned method for their attacks and usually follow their prey with free womens healthcare products to lure them in, when that inevitably doesnt work he just sets JOD sr's upon the younglings to oil and ripen them for insertion.

I thought he was just retarded but apparently he's a JOD, he got charged last week with 217 counts of rape

by FLoP Cock December 12, 2024

Jod

What people who say "jif" call God

Guy who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?

by calemgalgo June 3, 2022

JOD

JOD means "Just to over documenting" It is a helpful acronym to refer to a past action that was discussed via call, zoom, or meeting, and then you write it down to be clear with that person

JOD , we need to re-send the invoice to this client based on our call

by Pablo Grafica August 17, 2023

jod

.a kind cool attractive person who might look like a scary person at first is actually a shy kind hearted person

also jod in arabic means kindness and arabs believe that names that are given at birth shape out a person life and personalty

!!!sooooo you should check out your name meaning

?sarah: heyyyy did you check out the new kid

?bob: oh you mean the kid who gave me some cookies

sarah: yeah theyr sooo #kind maybe there name is #jod

by !im superdupely dead inside April 13, 2020

Jod

To be in a contagious state of confusion, commonly misplacing items

Want to review our progress with the design director?
eh, im scared he's going to jod things up and derail our direction

by itsmejonp July 15, 2020

JOD

The act of a person using 3 year old rusty spoons that they retrieved from their pockets to spread on old woman with dementia. Which results in the other person retrieving a very gay and autistic aura.

I was walking down the road and I seen an old woman at the bus stop. I brought her back to my house were she lived with me for 10 years until the day she allowed me to JOD her.

by Jods fandom December 12, 2024

Jod

A religion created by olive and Julian and aurora. It takes things from witchcraft and our own beliefs. In this Religion you are not allowed to hate. There is the “bible” on Wattpad named the Jod religion

Have you heard of the Jod religion the region of zero hate?

by anonymous November 27, 2021