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Joaquin

Joaquin is the most charming, smart and sexy person you will ever meet. When you look at him, you just don't want to stop. He's so handsome, beautiful and enormously attractive, you can swear you're looking at the stars when he smiles at you because damn, he's fucking out of this world(so is his smile and every feature about him). There are too many words to describe him with, but sexy is definitely one of the top ones. He's Muscular, determined, and well built, he was definitely sent from god. If you have him in your arms, your damn you’ll fall in coma because he's a well smelling person dedicated to Shrek to be loved by. he makes you feel special, and you'll never find anyone like him.
Oh that guy is so smexy, but still not even close the level of Joaquin!!!
by Joaquin Sexy January 12, 2019
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That guy keeps being a joaquin!
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Hot 13 year old girl: Joaquin’s so hot I wanna stick my melons in his face!!!!
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he is usually very asian and is very athletic. He tends to brag about himself but he is a really cool guy. Definitely not a ladies man but will get a girl once and a while. He is a fairly handsome fellow.
Look! It that kid Joaquin! He's sorta cool.
by urmom0817 January 29, 2017
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One of the gayest, sexiest, and homosexual person you know. He is bi and likes men and women. Willing to go both ways and is really great in bed. He can be abusive but if you buy him a happy meal he will calm down. He's got one if the biggest damn schlongs that I know and I seen it.
Oh my god look at Joaquin, I want to suck his schlong.
by Dat 1 dude December 17, 2021
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Joaquin is a dumb guy , that can't get any girls.
Your such a Joaquin
by blu3panda55 November 27, 2016
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by Bruhlord4567 November 30, 2021
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