hoopa joop

an alien satellite probe

thats no hemerroid thats an alien hoopa joop

by the fuck fairy December 19, 2006

Joop

The combination of jizz and poop when ejaculating into an ass.

I filler her ass and joop ran down her leg.

by Donnie March 28, 2005

Joop

Verb - To emulate the ancient orange haired, opium smoking, banana eating Orangutan named Joop, born on September 21st, 1900.

Joopin' 24/7!

Dude, are you going to Joop out tonight?

by syrucrosse01 November 19, 2010

hoopa joop

anything that can be inserted into the anus

a hoopa joop can include dildos, cats, puppys, pens, pencils, rats, bottles, dick, a jug if your goatse, oompa loompas, light bulbs, watches, the list goes on

by eagor of the shepards pie October 9, 2008

Jooper

A trustworthy person that is with you whether you need them or not, someone who has a huge amount of IQ and is highly intelligent due to curiosity, also has high self-esteem that helps them make friends anywhere any day and anytime they want or need, Joopers can also adapt to their environment really quickly making them learn at a superhuman speed, these people are omniverts notably thriving alone or with company making them the star of every conversational gatherings, some have nice voice, some can dance, but all have unique talents, all of them are girl magnets and good flirters, also called as the most loved creation of God these people are almost perfect if not for the fact that they are psychopaths

hey, you're a "Jooper" aren't you?

by JackINTHEBOX06 January 21, 2022

Jolopy

A fat fat fat ass person. with a bunch of fat rolls.

Man you see that whale, it has alot of jolopy

by Tylerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 22, 2011

Jaloop

A word/nickname coined by Hermann Einstein to describe his son Albert Einstein.

A brilliant person with high IQ. An innovator or inventor. Einstein was a 'Jaloop'

Ja-loop

Stefano, you're a gentleman, a scholar and a Jaloop.

by peekingatme December 9, 2009