Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Love jihad

The term used by Kerala court to justify rape of non muslim girl by muslim man after luring her (usually with fake identity)

Apurva became victim of love jihad when she was forcibly converted into islam and killed by her husband aslam

by Apdi pode pode March 18, 2022

jiadong

Jiadon is a legend and the greatest person you will ever meet. If you meet a jiadong you are a lucky person. Everyone loves jiadong and he gets laid all the time.

Boy 1: I think my girl is seeing someone else
Boy 2: Who?
Boy 1: Jiadong
Boy 2: Well your never seeing her again. Sorry buddy.

by Okcthunderofficial January 3, 2018

Jihad Express

A radical muslim airlines.

The employees from Jihad express are very unethical concerning their methods.

by Urban Poison August 30, 2019

unexpected jihad

Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"

by Niggatack December 22, 2015

Jiyan

A unique name given to a select few whom have been chosen by the creator of such texts as the Brocode and How to catch all 150 pokemon. Some common words used to describe Jiyan are:
Optimus prime
Barney Stinson
God's go to man

Possessors of the name Jiyan tend to have the ability to be awesome 99.997% of the time, the other 0.003% of the time they are sleeping thus rendering them incapable of being fully awesome, only awesome.

Every Friday night it has been rumored that a group of Jiyans (More than one-Jiyani) meet up and gabber the night away.

It is not uncommon for a Jiyan to be in several bromances at any given time.

Dude 1: Bro did you just see that guy walk out of the party with every chick that was in there and a series of Glee cast members?

Dude 2: Yeah bro he must be a Jiyan

by Savvy man October 18, 2010

Corporate Jihad

An early 2010 decision by the U.S. Supreme eliminated limits on campaign donations from corporations. This decision lead to corporations declaring holy war on incumbent Democrats. Big corporations spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS on Republican campaigns, mostly through secret "non-profit" organizations and 527 groups. With the help of these unlimited corporate donations, the G.O.P. outspent Democrats 10 to 1. Unfortunately for America, the 2010 Election will go down in history as the nasiest and most expensive mid-term election ever (so far.)

The Corporate Jihad in 2010 lead to the Republicans gaining a controlling majority interest in Congress and an increased minority share of the Senate. The only real winner in this election was the media and advertising firms.

by Charles_U_Farley November 9, 2010