Jove

A fat joint that consists of half weed and half clove mixed together to create one amazing smoking experience. The name "jove" was created one night after rolling and then proceeding to smoke the jove on top of the Harvard University Arts Center. The jove's high hits you very hard and very fast, however it doesn't last as long as other highs.

"My God! This spliff is amazing, what's in it?" "That's no spliff my friend, that's a jove--a half weed/half clove combination of awesomeness!"

by jovecreatorpatentpending June 24, 2009

No Jive

Another way to say no lie, or to say that you are not kidding.

Austin: "Hey, Teddy did John seriously get in a fight?"
Teddy: "Yea man, no jive. But it was with a girl."

by The BlacKnight July 14, 2010

Joven

this word defines a person who is really smart but lazy at the same time. a person who is a joven doesn't admit that he is that smart but instead likes to contradict on what other people say. has a very unique personality. can be very high most of the times but has his/her own low(emuu) moments too. whenever in low moments, he/she will walk from a place that is further than 5km or more from his/her house. a joven-ish person is also more inclined to sports and music. he/she can be very quiet sometimes and loud at times too. being smart, sporty and musically inclined, we can say he/she is more of like a perfect person. too know how a joven-ish person looks like, look closely from the behaviour. if he/she talks or jokes and you just don't understand the joke or what they're talking about, you got your person.

" You're sooo joven."
"why does he have to be soo joven?"

by tokyodrift0000 March 6, 2009

Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey was a derogatory slang word in African American Vernacular English (Ebonics), used to refer to someone who was unreliable, made empty promises, or who was full of bluster. Several funk groups in the late 1960s and 1970s used the term, particularly the Ohio Players in songs such as "Jive Turkey" on the album Skin Tight from 1974. The insult became widely known in the 1980s, particularly via television comedies (e.g., The Jeffersons). The term has been used by later television characters (e.g., Homer Simpson) in order to demonstrate that they are out of touch with modern youth trends, culture, and language. The term was also used in the film Semi-Pro starring Will Ferrell and in Weird Science starring Kelly LeBrock 1985. "Jive turkey" also garnered attention in the movie Trading Places. Jive turkey, however, was already falling into disuse when it was spoken by "hip" television characters in the 1970s, such as George Jefferson. Jive turkey is also a quick step dance in Germany in the 1930s.

That Billy Madison sure is a jive turkey!

by nlc82 November 21, 2011

Five Finger Jive

Masturbation, involving all 5 fingers.

I walked in and he was doing the Five Finger Jive. I shit myself.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Jive Turkey

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.

Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"

Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"

"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"

by C. Alice November 24, 2014

Jove

Jove is a hilarious, glamorous, fit, enticing superior being . Although they tend to suffer with memory loss and keeping up with the norms, they always come with a positive outlook and try there best to fit in considering their disability. Despite always cramming in study and assignments the night before , they are born gifted to acheive at a high level as a straight A student. If you find a jove, keep him, cause he one of a kind (literally, no one else is called jove).

"is that Joe?"
"na bruddah its Joe with a 'V' between the 'o' and the 'e'"
"ok Jove"

by Muhammad Collins May 8, 2020