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jibaro

Puerto Rican country dwellers that are proud of their life of independance and contemplation and closeness to nature. Jibaros are usually mocked for their unsophisticated customs and peculiar dialect.
He doesn't like it when people call him a jibaro.
by SkiTtLe August 20, 2006
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Jibrael

Epitome of stealth, speed, agility, cunning, and survivability. Jibraels are the guerrilla war-machines. They are masters of any and all weapons they can get their hands on. Masters of the art of stealth, they will relentlessly stalk their prey until it makes a fatal mistake and leaves an opening large enough for the Jibrael to take advantage of. They are predators akin to wolves and leopards; Utterly feral and brutally pragmatic in combat despite being given a human form. If ever there was game-breaking assassin that everyone, it would be the Jibrael.
Civil War.

You are on the side that Jibraels are known to oppose.

A large-scale firefight has erupted in the National Wildlife Reserve.

You were assigned to lead a squadron and sent there as reinforcements.

It's a long ride. The armored car parks near friendly territory, a few meters from base camp.

You and your squadron move toward base camp. Your communications device rings. You are instructed to leave the Second-in-Command in charge of leading the squadron to base camp, and to branch of and to investigate a suspected hidden Jibrael camp.

You order them to keep moving and go investigate the coordinates you were given.

It was a false lead. Nothing there but trees, trees, trees, and the occasional tree stump.

You hurry back to the base camp.

Once you get there, you stare in shock.

The entire camp filled with blood and corpses of your allies. Supplies raided. Weapons raided. Communication constructs destroyed.

"Jibrael" you say in your mind as the fear dawns on you

Overtaken by fear, you run back the way you came...only this time, you fall into a man-sized pit full of spikes and poisonous snakes.
by Johnny Valdez February 8, 2012
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cricket me jimbers

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.
Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?
by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011
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jibril

He is tall and handsome. Very quiet but possess a beautiful smile. He is a genius and on top of that very stylish! he is generally successful at everything that he does and is a very hard worker
Jibril is the epidemy of Success!
by mdtpxf62 February 4, 2010
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jibber-jabber

1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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Jibreel

1. Alpha male

2. Invasively intelligent

3. Devilishly handsome

4. Arm Wrestling world champ

5. Skills with the Ladies
1.) I saw he was talking to Jibreel; the fool didn't realize Jibreel could do a complete psychoanalysis of her based on the way he said hello.

2.) He engaged Jibreel in a duel, but died of fear immediately before combat.
by The Top Secret Guy August 25, 2011
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jibbery joo

Nonsensicale words: derived from "jibberish"
This first amendment sounds like a bunch of beaurocratic jibbery joo.
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