jewelry store

a place where you can buy some bling! originated from jews hence the name JEWelry. because jews rock!

i got this grill from some jews at a jewelry store.....

by Jew nigga October 30, 2008

moon jewelry

Sexy Jeweled butt plugs

Honey, I bought you something, some new moon jewelry for you to wear for me!

by Evile1174 December 18, 2020

jewelry box

During sexual intercourse, once the woman has finished orgasming, she pulls the mans penis out and swiftly punches him in the balls and then quickly leaves or else stays to laugh for a minute then runs out of there.

I was about to jewlery box his ass if he didn't finish soon.

My fiance bought my engangement ring from walmart so i jewelry boxed him when he least expected it.

by smelta123 October 12, 2009

Jewelry Retainers

Clear pieces of jewelry worn to hide piercing while keeping the hole open.

"Dude, I got a job interview tomorrow but I can't take it out for very long.

Then get some jewelry retainers to hide the piercing; it'll keep the hole open"

by Piercing Pro July 14, 2011

shut the fuck up jewelry

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

For later jewelry

Jewelry given from previous relationships with the idea to pawn them later for times of financial hardships.

Tracy never gave back that big ass ring Bill gave her and said its going in her for later jewelry box.

by Squeakyvoiceovers February 6, 2024

turqouise jewelry

Women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. In reality turqouise screams less "indian squaw" and more "I'm over 50 and I smell like coffee and cigarettes".

Did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? Yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.

by pedro liberty July 12, 2011