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Jewbonics 

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.
G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...
Jewbonics by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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When your boo (a friend, a lover, a companion, etc..) is of the Jewish nature. But only if her mother is Jewish otherwise she's not a real JewBoo! This person tends to be extremely comical and enjoyable to be around. Usually likes to say really inappropriate things at really inappropriate times.
Last night, JewBoo and I rolled around in the Grand Am. We had a good time.
JewBoo by rebadiculous April 4, 2009

Jewbiquitous 

A trait or tradition spread throughout the jewish community.
A love of smear, Chinese food, and Asian women is jewbiquitous.
v. The act of secretly sticking money to someone's back in an attempt to getting that person tackled by Jews.
That dude was pissing me off so I taped a dollar bill to his back and Jewbaited him!
Jewbait by merro June 19, 2010
Pronounced as if you were a very large African American male, "Jeaboi" can be said to a to a friend of yours as if you are agreeing with their statement.

Shortening of the word "Yeah Boy", and taking internet spelling into consideration, "Jeaboi" is a slang way of pronouncing "Yeah Boy".

Yeah: Agreeing, as in "Yes".
Boy: A person relative to your conversation.
PERSON A: "Hello friend, lets play some basketball together!"

PERSON B: "Jeaboi"
Jeaboi by royalbatross September 22, 2010

jewbilly 

A person of both jewish and southern heritage. A rare and incredibly awesome kind of person
My dad's family is all from the deep south, but my mom is an east-coast jewess. This makes me a jewbilly
jewbilly by westonice September 20, 2010