school jetlag

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

by the lolagon January 14, 2008

jetlag

When you travel to a different country and the difference between them (in hours) is too big, you might suffer of jetlag. Sometimes it has.. a headache, dizzy feeling or any other health problem.

jon: were you sleeping?
andrew: ooohh.. mate im toooo tired.. my jetlag is killing me.

by RavnosUk December 23, 2007

mop jetpack

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.

You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!

by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018

jetzel

Unfunny

Sliccbicc has that jetzel humor.

by Jesusismynibba June 2, 2018

Jetpack

To ejaculate so forcefully during intercourse that it sends the receiver flying.

Nasir: "I finally learned how to fly."
Spartacus: "How so?"
Nasir: "I got jetpacked by Agron last night."

by V Stack and Friends March 2, 2015

Jetaine

Unattainable, energetic, sexy, intelligent, unpredictable, savage, stunning, classy, dependable, passionate, The girl next door, The one who will stand by you through the good, bad, and the ugly. The girl your family falls in love with before you do.

You've been Jetained
You can't Jetaine me.
That woman is Jetaine, look at that smile.
I can just imagine how Jetaine you are.
You look Jetaine.
You are a very Jetaine person.
Those earrings are Jetaine.

by Jet_beauty of the week May 12, 2009

jetbagger

A jetbagger is simply a person who puts bags onto a plane as his job. Also known as an idiotic person who keeps pissing you off. Also can be any person who is being evil.

"James was being a

jetbagger today, I told him to fuck off."

1. Plane assistant, putting bags onto the plane

2. An annoying person

3. your ex boyfriend

by Candy mizzay December 23, 2012