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Jesse McCartney 

A singer/actor/ex-boyband member of Dream Street who sings like a chipmunk and still manages to be unbelievably popular. Rather lame when he sings, but is o-kay in Summerland, a newer show on The WB, that focuses, basically, on his character Bradin.
If I hear Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" or "She's No You" I'm going to hurt someone.

jesse mcCartney 

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!
jesse mcCartney by Morreh October 5, 2006

jesse mccartney 

17year old boy whos eyes seem to wander towards his bald guitarest dori. MAsterd kissy faces, and the skillfull art of palities..
thnx POJ!
jesse mccartney is the fastest thing i can type on my computer

Jesse McCartney 

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.
umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!
Jesse McCartney by CoRzA April 5, 2005

Jessie McCartney 

Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3
Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff
Jessie McCartney by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

Jessie McCartney 

Jessie. Jessie is a really good best friend and is always gonna be obsessed with Elvis. Your camera roll will be filled with Elvis once you get her number
Friend: Why do I have so many pics of Elvis??
Me: Jessie McCartney is my bff.
Jessie McCartney by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023