Jesse McCartney

an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.

girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.

by blue_orchid August 6, 2006

jesse mccartney

a very sexy, very hot, VERY gay pop singer.

Jesse McCartney wears Bonnebell lip gloss.

by Abbbzzz June 14, 2005

Jesse McCartney

A singer/actor/ex-boyband member of Dream Street who sings like a chipmunk and still manages to be unbelievably popular. Rather lame when he sings, but is o-kay in Summerland, a newer show on The WB, that focuses, basically, on his character Bradin.

If I hear Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" or "She's No You" I'm going to hurt someone.

by Kiss_of_Death July 21, 2008

jesse mccartney

17year old boy whos eyes seem to wander towards his bald guitarest dori. MAsterd kissy faces, and the skillfull art of palities..
thnx POJ!

jesse mccartney is the fastest thing i can type on my computer

by LOSERS IN A BASEMENT December 21, 2004

Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.

umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!

by CoRzA April 5, 2005