jesse mccartney

a very sexy, very hot, VERY gay pop singer.

Jesse McCartney wears Bonnebell lip gloss.

by Abbbzzz June 14, 2005

Jesse McCartney

A singer/actor/ex-boyband member of Dream Street who sings like a chipmunk and still manages to be unbelievably popular. Rather lame when he sings, but is o-kay in Summerland, a newer show on The WB, that focuses, basically, on his character Bradin.

If I hear Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" or "She's No You" I'm going to hurt someone.

by Kiss_of_Death July 21, 2008

jesse mcCartney

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!

by Morreh October 5, 2006

jesse mccartney

17year old boy whos eyes seem to wander towards his bald guitarest dori. MAsterd kissy faces, and the skillfull art of palities..
thnx POJ!

jesse mccartney is the fastest thing i can type on my computer

by LOSERS IN A BASEMENT December 21, 2004

Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.

umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!

by CoRzA April 5, 2005

Jessie McCartney

Jessie is the best bff ever even tho she may fill your camera roll with Elvis. She is very funny and if you are lucky to have her as a bff don't be surprised if your storage is full. <3

Friend: why have you got so many pics of Elvis??
Me: oh Jessie McCartney is my bff

by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023

Jessie McCartney

Jessie. Jessie is a really good best friend and is always gonna be obsessed with Elvis. Your camera roll will be filled with Elvis once you get her number

Friend: Why do I have so many pics of Elvis??
Me: Jessie McCartney is my bff.

by XxTall_SophxX January 8, 2023