jerk sauce

Semen, Splooge, or cum That comes from a person you don't like.

AHH! Tim Walter got jerk sauce on me

by mctits April 24, 2003

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.

This is my jerk spot!

by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010

jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.

Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.

by ulmus May 16, 2018

jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.

Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?

by Frozen5110 July 7, 2019