Jermaingst

A chronic condition in which one assumes that anything mentioned pertains to you, is bad and is germane to you.

Jermaine yelled "What?!?" with a mixture of appalled horror and curious skittishness when Ethan mentioned tacos; as though he intended to include Jermaine in the analogy.

by Stephe Watson August 6, 2003

Jermaine O'neal

The definition of an underachieving player with no ambition to win. Whose skills include committing offensive fouls, traveling, and getting 3-second violations. An All-Star only because he plays in the Eastern Conference.

"Jermaine O'Neal continued to struggle, shooting 2-of-13 while being shut out from the field in the final 4 minutes as the Heat wiped out an eight-point deficit Friday in Miami to deal Indiana's playoff hopes a major blow."

by Kevron21 April 21, 2007

Jermaine

Rhyming slang for "Definately" or "Defo" for short. It comes from the name of the England football player, Jermaine Defoe. This is because of his second name sounding like the word "defo."

Wow that Amanda Holden is a M.I.L.F

Jermaine

Oh and btw, are you coming to play fotball on saturday

Jermaine mate

by xndrh1 May 17, 2010

jermaine

A person used to make up a sexual threesome. also see fuck buddy, Ashley Cole, Spit roast

The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.

Anon: " The battery on my mobiles gone flat, can I borrow yours Jermaine? "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "

Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

Jermaine

A complete dickhead sometimes. Heartbreaker too, but got the looks. Doesn't matter whether the man has a small or large one. He knows his way.

God, jermaine does know it all

by The Jem. August 23, 2021

Jermaine

To be used as a substitute for the word 'definitely'.

Derived from the pint-sized footballing upstart that is Jermaine Defoe.

Jermaine Defoe..........Defo............Definitely

"Hey Oli, do you fancy going down to Infernos tonight and picking up some slags?"

"Jermaine"

by The A-Rod August 3, 2009

jervais

A jervais (aka a jervon) is a pyhsical and vocal reaction on a whim after some particularly silly and jovial event has transpired.

Specifically, a jervais is a gesture with the forearm beginning parallel to the body and moving across the body culminating in a single arm folding.

Whilst this arm action has occured, the performer of the jervais must contort his face exceptionally insanely (semi closing the eyes) and whilst opening his mouth audaciously speak the words "ehhhh jervais"

It is possible to perform a jervon without the aforementioned hand movement and go straight to the vocal embodiment of the sentiment. (if you're lazy, in a confined space or being subtle)

Also, for subtlety, a gentle arm swing will suffice in certain circumstances.

"I just added a ridiculous word to urbandictionary.com that is actually used for the above reasons"

"Ehhhhhhhhh jervais!!!!!!"

by Jervon Corp Ltd (c) corp May 1, 2006