Jeopardy

the question to the answer.

You're safe if you have the answer to the question, but it's Jeopardy when you have the question to the answer.

by xollock January 26, 2010

jewpanese

A person who is part Jewish and part Japanese. The one race which is superior to all others. Unfortunately, I only know of one existing.

"I hate spicks, gooks, and niggers, but I love the Jewpanese!"

"What the fuck!?"

by Jeebus Christ August 10, 2004

Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

Family Jeopardy

To play this demented but fun game you will need your family to participate ( pets included!) Before sitting down to watch Alex Trebek grace us with his vast knowledge in jeopardy, each family member must strip naked. After each family member is naked, each player must put their hand firmly on the opposing family members genitals ( Even number families are encourged to play this game only). Instead of buzzing in with the correct answer, the player has to stroke or "beat" the shit out of the opposing players genital that their hand is on in order to make the loudest noise ( ex: balls hitting the leg , or vaginal lips flapping loudest). The person creating the loudest noise will be choosen by a family member who participates in being "Alex". Also money is not an object in this game, after each round whoever climaxed the most is eliminated. Finally once the players/player reaches final jeopardy and answers the question correctly, they are forced to drink the loosing players semen in order to gain immortality.

Man, I totally look at my sister in a new perspective now after playing Family Jeopardy.

Family Jeopardy is the main reason of our divorce Dr.

by Brent Champion May 28, 2008

Sordan Jeppala

A rare type of fish, most similar to the Asian Brook Trout, found in Southeast Asian lakes and rivers that literally feeds off the fecal matter of larger, more prominent species. It can hardly swim even though it's attended swim lessons for practically its whole life, as would be normal seeing as how it's a fish. And you know what they say, life's all just one big swimming lesson.

Sordan Jeppala-
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Actinopterygii
Order: Salmoniformes
Family: Salmonidae
Subfamily: Salmoninae
Genus: Salvelinus fontinalis (infertile)

That Sordan can't smash but it sure can eat shit! #Fish #Swim #GreenPlumbers

by TheyCallMeCheese September 18, 2017

Jappaqua

the nickname for chappaqua- because of its Jap- like atmosphere and high population

GUY 1"Yo dude where are you going?"
GUY 2 "Chappaqua"
GUY 1"Don't you mean Jappaqua?"

by OJbergJenian May 17, 2011

jephaune

Jephaune: on of the funniest kids you'll ever meet, he can also be nicen jephaune is a rare on so if you ever meet on keep in mind that this one is unique.

Your so funny are you shure your not a jephaune

by froot loops crunch May 21, 2018