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Jordon

Jordon is an unpopular stupid dumbass that has no friends besides his neighbor.He tries to hide his sexuality which is gay he might have no friends but dogs quite to have a thing for them he lives in a trailer and has an extradinary small penis but fits well in dogs.He lives in a trailer with 16 dogs and him and his neighbor friend love fucking dogs.
Neighbor:hey Jordon what are you doing Jordon:Just Fucking dogs. Neighbor:Great sounds dun can I join
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking
by Jordon and Neighbor April 14, 2019
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Jeordin

weird kid halfway named after the guy in the glasses off star trek; which is deserving of two cute middle names to make up for the lameness
goes through many phases {not a poser} to find out who she/he really is, but that person is an actress who all these phases are good for
Jeordin is the mixed kid who has all A's but parties like an animal!:)and can always be lame like star trek
by J.B.R.W August 24, 2008
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Jordon and Whitney

Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?

Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD
by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010
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Jordon and cassie

A relationship un like no other. The two love each other like they were born to. They fight like the average couple but always find a way to make things right. They are weird and big dreamers. They pick each others noses and lick each others toes. The best kind of love there is.
Jordon and cassie seen eating a wonder full meal together.
by duckpoop September 20, 2013
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jordon and leeann

The most loving and caring couple ever. Jordon and Leeann can hit those relationship bumps at times, but they always seem to make up eventually. Jordon is always dedicated to the girl he loves, he would do anything to make his girlfriend happy, he would do anything to protect the one he loves. Leeann is a beautiful girl with a great personality she is very dedicated to her man, and does everything she can to make her man happy. Jordon and Leeann make the greatest couple ever, and also one of the cutest couples ever.
Jordon and Leeann are the greatest couple ever!!
by Ayee_its_joshi June 16, 2017
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jordon smith

The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.
God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍
by memesmlk January 9, 2019
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