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Jemima

'have you seen Jemima tonight?'
'yeah she's gorgeous'
by RacoonConsumerSupreme April 1, 2023
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Jemima

A spoiled girl who doesn't classify the most gorgeous girl Mariam "beautiful"
"Mariam, I am sooooo sorry, I beg you to forgive me, let's be friends!"
"You were so ungrateful, but since I am so kind, I will forgive you Jemima"
by - ANTIjemima May 23, 2023
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Jemima

A Jemima, is a woman, appointed by an intel agency to keep an eye on you. Possibly honey pot. At times, a trophy wife.
Reference from Eiger Sanction.
This broad just hung out at my house, not sure why, she may be a Jemima.
by pornstitute March 16, 2024
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Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!
I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.
by Geshman WG October 13, 2010
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jemima jones

kelseyjemima is fit
caraand popular too
jemima jones is bootayful
by Jemxjonesxo January 19, 2018
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jemima swirl

1.) When an apple-bottomed African American woman (typically found in her natural habitat of Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn) urinates in spray-form over the entirety of a public restroom toilet seat, while hovering above said toilet seat and girating her hips in a clockwise or counter clockwise movement; also evidence has shown the use of a "booty clap" whilst mid spray. Sometimes used in combination with the Jemima swirl grip or the jemima swirl leg-lift.

2.) When a watermelon bottomed African American She-ress, righteously empties the entirety of her bladder in spray form (aka, the african mist) in an effort to mark her territory. This feat renders said toilet useless, and is frustrating for white people.
Hey, so I went to use the bathroom during that new movie Devil, but I couldn't use the toilet because some apple-bottomed bitch totally pulled a jemima swirl.
by theclintonhillcumquats September 27, 2010
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Jemima day

The day we make people named Jemima feel like the most special person in the world (shoutout to Jemima)
Yo it’s the 14th I think u forgot about Jemima day
by Malonebrown May 14, 2021
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