Jellyfish

Someone who has no spine, no balls. A person who never stands up for themselves or anyone else. Someone who would never admit to any wrong doing.
I cannot believe that guy, he's such a jellyfish.
by Bacita Mae Jenkins April 04, 2020
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Jellyfish

An asshole fish that will kill you if you touch it.
Person swimming: oooo jellyfish
Person swimming: Ima touch it
De jellyfish: *sting* *zap* *kill*
Person swimming: *dead*
De jellyfish: hehehe he dead
by Josie :P August 15, 2013
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Jellyfishing

Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.
Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."
by sbaue September 27, 2013
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The Jellyfish

An in-experienced form of foreplay. Handjob gone horribly wrong.
The Jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect penis using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. This resembles a jellyfish swimming. It is also an extremely unsatisfying act.
by Aksoe December 14, 2012
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Jellyfish

A weak and scared man with no heart or a brain who acts like a tough guy. However, they are clearly see through and you can see through their bullshit and weak ass act they're putting on.
Hey Henry, stop acting like you're a wise guy. You're a jellyfish, I could see straight through your lying ass.
by Lorenzo The Great July 16, 2021
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Jellyfish

When someone takes on another's feelings for a third person, especially dislike.
Person 1: That girl didn't like me, and now she's making others dislike me as well.
Person 2: They're all jellyfish.
by Monster-Punk-Barbie December 25, 2015
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The jellyfish

When a man ejaculates into his hand, then spreads his semen on his shlong, he then dips it in a glass of salt water, and proceeds to urinate in the glass, and a woman drinks the contents of the glass, leaving her with a sting in her throat
Man, this girl as a freak! She asked me to make her The jellyfish
by FatXenomorph December 07, 2019
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