Jellyfish

Someone who has no spine, no balls. A person who never stands up for themselves or anyone else. Someone who would never admit to any wrong doing.

I cannot believe that guy, he's such a jellyfish.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins April 4, 2020

Jellyfish

An asshole fish that will kill you if you touch it.

Person swimming: oooo jellyfish
Person swimming: Ima touch it
De jellyfish: *sting* *zap* *kill*
Person swimming: *dead*
De jellyfish: hehehe he dead

by Josie :P August 19, 2013

Jellyfishing

Verb-- The act if becomming so unbelievably drunk that your body takes on traits of a jellyfish. You have no brain, bones, eyes, or clue where you are or what you're doing.

Scott: "Holy shit what the hell happened last night? I don't remember leaving the bar!"

Amy Jo: "Yeah bud you were jellyfishing hardcore! We just sat across the bar and laughed at you."

by sbaue September 27, 2013

The Jellyfish

An in-experienced form of foreplay. Handjob gone horribly wrong.

The Jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect penis using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. This resembles a jellyfish swimming. It is also an extremely unsatisfying act.

by Aksoe December 14, 2012

Jellyfish

A weak and scared man with no heart or a brain who acts like a tough guy. However, they are clearly see through and you can see through their bullshit and weak ass act they're putting on.

Hey Henry, stop acting like you're a wise guy. You're a jellyfish, I could see straight through your lying ass.

by Lorenzo The Great July 15, 2021

Jellyfish

When someone takes on another's feelings for a third person, especially dislike.

Person 1: That girl didn't like me, and now she's making others dislike me as well.
Person 2: They're all jellyfish.

by Monster-Punk-Barbie April 3, 2016

The jellyfish

When a man ejaculates into his hand, then spreads his semen on his shlong, he then dips it in a glass of salt water, and proceeds to urinate in the glass, and a woman drinks the contents of the glass, leaving her with a sting in her throat

Man, this girl as a freak! She asked me to make her The jellyfish

by FatXenomorph December 6, 2019