Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Strawberry Jello

Red head with junk in the trunk

Damn that bitch got some strawberry jello.

by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007

Stir the jello

To fuck someone so good, their body will uncontrolebly shake and wiggle like hello.

stir the jello tonight please!

by Maximus69 February 3, 2015

sky jello

The flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are commonly known by wildland firefighters as "Sky Jello" or "Mud".

its a noun

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

set in jello

A description of a document (for instance, a programming schedule for a convention) that, while written or printed, is still at the given moment highly flexible and can be reshaped with little to no effort.

Derived by analogue to set in stone, and with lack of a better substance to set soemthing in that would require flexibility.

The payment terms for this contract are still set in jello.

by Dennis The Tiger April 6, 2005

Smelly jello

It is the art of sticking jello up someone's asshole and then taking it out and smelling it untill you pass out.

Guy 1: hey dude want some smelly jello
Guy 2: mmmmh yes plz who's asshole
Guy 1:my bitches!
Guy2: OK yummmmm!

by Dropthecheese July 10, 2016