jethro tull

Early 60s blues-rock band fronted by flautist/singer Ian Anderson that took on a variety of genres and persists, perhaps to the year 20X6. Best known for their early singles and the albums "Aqualung," "Thick as a Brick" and "Warchild."

I was going to quote a line from Armageddon, but I can't remember it.

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever

My cat's name is "jethro tull"

by Alex February 13, 2003

The Jeptha

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.

"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"

by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009

Jethro Marx

A raging alcoholic, wannabe musician/golfer and undercover queer. Has a tendency to hang around multiple drunk females and still goes home alone. Know to take large breasted women on free vacations without engaging in any sexual activity. Uses multiples sexual references to male body parts and homosexual situations in everyday conversations. Butt Pirate. Total fag.

Yeah, he definitely pulled a Jethro Marx.

What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.

by mrmainvein June 8, 2010

Jithin

The sexiest name alive.

Damn! He's almost as hot as Jithin!!

by JV from da bay May 5, 2009

Jenith

Jenith, a perfect girl. a girl so good looking,funny. the whole package someone whos attractive and keeps you happy through their sense of humor and fun loving personality

Consider yourself lucky if you find someone like this :)

Guy 1: Damn that girls a total jenith
Guy 2: She really is your right

by YaBoyZen May 9, 2021

Jethro Tull

The only band in existence that can rock a flute.

Jethro Tull is fucking awesome.

by Mr. Soot Gremlin December 17, 2011