jeg dabber som jeg vil

when u dont dab like all the other kids

simon says: "jeg dabber som jeg vil"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

jeg chopper dig

a famous qoute from Yahya Hassan, that means you want to kill/stab them

Person A: Your mom is fat
Person B: Jeg chopper dig

by Jepskii April 07, 2016

Jeg så Jesus dø

Danish for "I Saw Jesus Die", a 1970s Danish pornographic film based on the life of Jesus Christ (the central figure of Christianity).

Not much is really known about the film, but it is notable for being one of the earliest known Christian pornos.

If any Christian today saw Jeg så Jesus dø they would immediately pour holy water on the video cassette of the film in a heartbeat.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

Jegged

Harshly ripped

Aww lad it was proper sick,these twats jegged this lad

by Ryan Peter oneill November 09, 2014

JEG

something or someone that is dump

you are such a JEG

by sussyBOIIIII April 17, 2023

Jegging

The act of making someone go somewhere that is completely uneccesaary and out of the way when they're in a perfecy fine spot to begin with.

He jegginged me by making me leave the beach to meet him in the city.

by dgthompson August 15, 2015