Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.

No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard

by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010

Kendall Jenner

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob

"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner

by juliathononn May 22, 2014

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.

Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch

by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010

jennertalia

What you call your junk after a sex change operation.

Sal, formerly Sally, told his friends, "check out my new jennertalia."

by Mightythorman April 29, 2015

Jeffery joint

a marijuana cigarette containing mostly weed, opium, herion, crushed up ecstasy, clorox, methadone, subutex, morphine, peyote, some of its stuff is unidentifiable and a little angel dust.

why the fuck is it called a Jeffery joint? because who could be scared of a "Jeffery"

by jeffery smoker October 9, 2010

The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016