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Jazzcore

A term coined in late 2009, a form of jazz, mixed with grindcore. in jazzcore you can find various instruments such as guitars, bass guitars, various percussion, Saxophones, Trumpets, Mandolins as with others. It has a brutal and technical sound but is also influenced with big band and lounge playing as well. another name could be jazz-grind as well. The concept of grindcore jazz, not to be confused with harcore punk and jazz, was unofficialy invented by a michigan local unsigned band SeVizary.
Naplam Death meets Buddy Rich
Its fucking Jazzcore!!!
by bestbanduneverheard April 9, 2010
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jizzbolt

A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
by brokenHaiku January 2, 2007
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Jazzbian

A subculture of white jazz music nerds who have an encylopaedic knowledge of jazz music. Can be identified in public as slightly aloof people who get their rocks off by naming ever more obscure jazz artists in the company of other jazzbians.
I should've known this gig would be full of jazzbians
by AZ Slater November 17, 2010
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Jazzhole

A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.
"Wow, that Rick guy is really cute."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."
by Toohap May 14, 2013
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Jizzbomb

The essence of a genuine Jizzbomb works like this. When you are getting busy with your bird, as you are about to cum, you pull out of her, pull your foreskin forward and shoot inside it (it helps if you are not fully hard so you have more foreskinto cover your helmet) Your foreskin with then fill out with said jizz, like a bullfrog. At this point, you spring your cock forward whilst releasing your foreskin from your fingers, this will produce the ultimate Jizzbomb all over her (face if you are lucky)
me and my bird were having some sex the other night and instead of the conventional cumshot, I held my foreskin together over my cock then released a huge jizzbomb over her, it was wicked!
by Goosewing555 September 4, 2012
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jazztobakk

Norweigan slang for marijuana.
Yo mate, you got any jazztobakk on you? I could really go for a joint now..
by Shoobmin May 7, 2016
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jazzbunkled

wow, i’m really jazzbunkled right now

charlotte is so jazzbunkled for this part tonight
by namslohzi December 11, 2017
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