Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021
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Girl 1: Is that an earthquake? Girl 2: No, Jaron's just out for a run.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
by Jaron lover February 22, 2024
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"He shall sing"
A derivative from the name Aaron.. which means the same thing.
A unique name hardly heard of and not commonly used. A version of the more popular name Jared. But Jaron is the better name I believe.
A shy but super intelligent young man who has the memory of a genius. Family oriented. Home body. Sweet son and friend. Doesn't take shit from anyone. Tough and strong and a wonderful person to know.
"He shall sing"
A derivative from the name Aaron.. which means the same thing.
A unique name hardly heard of and not commonly used. A version of the more popular name Jared. But Jaron is the better name I believe.
A shy but super intelligent young man who has the memory of a genius. Family oriented. Home body. Sweet son and friend. Doesn't take shit from anyone. Tough and strong and a wonderful person to know.
Jaron is my son's name.
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