A tall, absolutely shredded genius who will do ten times as well as you at anything with little to no practice, and can get girls even though he has little to no social skills whatsoever
Person A: Damn did Jaron just benchpress 600 pounds one day after starting lifting?!?!?
Person B: Yeah, I heard he was a first round draft pick for the NBA one day after he started playing, he rejected the offer because he wanted to give MMA a try.
Person B: Yeah, I heard he was a first round draft pick for the NBA one day after he started playing, he rejected the offer because he wanted to give MMA a try.
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This man has the biggest, fattest, slimiest, hugest, veiniest, most massive jaron-son any beautiful black man could ever have. All the bitches wanna be his hoe but he's a one-gal guy. He's so confident that he only wears a ski mask in public, the police are too dazzled by his shiny cock glimmering in the sun to arrest him. When he wears sweatpants, he has to run from the crowd slobbering at the sight of his perfect bulge. You know when he's around because you can hear the slapping of the meat anytime he's around the corner, not even hard or flaccid.
Girl 1: Is that an earthquake? Girl 2: No, Jaron's just out for a run.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.
I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.
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Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
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