Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
by CST507 November 11, 2021
Get the Straight jargonmug. by Brad June 9, 2003
Get the Jargon Gamesmug. Term used by racists to describe the slang language they believe is used by black people. It is most likely derived from the term "jungle bunny."
by some dewd March 27, 2008
Get the Jungle Jargonmug. When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.
The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.
by Torqued E September 2, 2013
Get the Jargon Vomitmug. someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart.
teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.
student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.
student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.
by foresaken_tar_shed April 4, 2011
Get the jargon mongermug. A general term pseudonym for a man or woman who ridicules those who reserve their human rights because those who reserve their human rights cannot be commercially violated. One who chooses leaders for others, preferring the safety of a controlled, slave state.
Jargon Busters are unable to procure anything from others in honourable ways because those who can't or won't respect personal human rights are abusive people and do not know or trust that an honourable negotiation and agreement is possible.
Jargon Busters are unable to procure anything from others in honourable ways because those who can't or won't respect personal human rights are abusive people and do not know or trust that an honourable negotiation and agreement is possible.
human being: I want to know how to protect my children/property/body from being unlawfully violated by those who are hired to keep the peace but who are instead are working in the pay of treasonous defacto "authority figures"
Jargon Buster: you must be a freeman on the land, therefore you deserve to have your life taken from you.
Jargon Buster: you must be a freeman on the land, therefore you deserve to have your life taken from you.
by Medicine Woman May 30, 2011
Get the Jargon Bustermug. by Lady Csyde January 8, 2004
Get the jargon filemug.