japec

A vegan woman who enjoys the taste of grass that has been shit on by a dog. She loves it when you force feed her dirt from the sewers

Oh no here comes Japec

by I love meat October 2, 2019

east japeepee

A term used to decribe a massive distance.

Well then we drove to east japeepee and all the way back.

by Kteelynn212 May 22, 2006

Japerica

A person who's half Japanese and half American is Japericanese.

Person A; Hey! Where are you from?

Person B: I'm from Japerica. You?

Person A: You're from WHERE?

Person B: Japerica. You know, Japan and America? Jeez!

by Japericanese April 13, 2010

JapEx

Japanese Ex-girlfriend

1. I ran into my JapEx the other day. I had to pretend that I didn't notice her.

2. My JapEx is the only reason I don't date Asian women anymore!

by Ipelendo July 21, 2016

Japed

1. To be robbed, cheated, or deprived of something that is rightfully yours, due to unforeseeable circumstances.

2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.

That asshole at the swap meet just sold me a copy of Ernest Goes to Camp, but the disc is all scratched! Man, I just got JAPED!

by Bostwick Smyth March 6, 2011

japes

When a person or situation is out of hand, volatile, or reaches it's maximum potential, it is said to be japes.

"shit was japes last night, man"

by heinhelm February 26, 2011

japenguins

noun- an underground group of terrorist Japanese penguins who've been plotting the hostile take over of our Canadian neighbors to the north. They love to Salsa. Oh yeah...

It's getting near dark.
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be wiJAPENGUINS!!!

Japenguin Attack!!!

by Brian Henneberry December 8, 2007