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Jane Seymour

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1. (1509-1537) The third wife of Henry VIII, his favorite wife since she gave him a healthy son. Henry had Anne Boleyn beheaded on false charges of adultery, witchcraft, and incest so he could marry Jane, who had refused to be his concubine and would only give herself to him as his wife.

Jane Seymour was never crowned as queen since Henry wanted her to do her duty first: produce a son.

Jane advocated on behalf of Mary Tudor, to whom she was politically and personally loyal, and for the protesting English Catholics, but Henry would hear none of it, saying only "Remember Anne".
Jane died two weeks after giving birth to Edward VI, Henry's longed-for heir. Elated to finally have a healthy son, Henry soon began mourning, giving her a queen's funeral.

2. A British actress (1951-present) known for Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Jane Seymour, like Anne Boleyn, was not a great beauty, but there was a stark contrast between them; Anne was an olive-skinned brunette with piercing dark eyes while Jane was almost pallid with pale blue eyes, mousy blonde hair, and a little receding chin; Anne was dramatic and sharp-tongued while Jane was demure and yielding; Anne was a Protestant while Jane was Catholic; where Anne was cruel to her stepdaughter Mary, Jane had personal loyalty to Mary and her mother, Katherine. Jane banned the flashy French styles that Anne introduced to court.
by Lorelili January 26, 2011
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Jamie Smithson

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"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"
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Sarah Jane Smith

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She was a companion of the Fourth Doctor, who was randomly left when he went to Gallifrey. Who eventually ran into the Tenth Doctor at a school, which they blew up. A few months later she ends up with a neighbour named Maria, they have an adventure, and end up with Luke, an archetype of humanity. She adopts Luke, and now that she is a mom, we can all give her the label of MILF, because well she is hot and very much kick ass.
Damn that Sarah jane Smith is HOT!!!
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Jane Seymour

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The only one King Henry VIII truly loved, when her son was newly born, she died. But she’s not what she seems or is she? Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.
You can build her up, you can tear her down, you can try but Jane Seymour is unbreakable
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Jane seymore butts

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Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.
I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.
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The current NATO director of policy planning for the office of the Secretary General, Jamie Shea, the voice of NATO during the Kosovo crisis of 1999, is a fanny-bandit with an asexual name and a controversial accent.
My god, I can't tell whether you're a man or a woman by that name... and that accent... you're Jamie Shea!
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Jane Strip Souljahz

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A fastly growing group in Jane and Finch that is run by people of west-indian ethnicities such as Guyanese and Trinidadian. You can't touch this group because they got maad connections. Short word is JSS
by Acidplanet_member May 25, 2005
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