(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.
Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
Noun
-A complete and total badass.
Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND
eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
by ADScomics April 18, 2014
While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!
by dilly_daly January 08, 2015
A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.
James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
by Urban_Fellow May 24, 2007
A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.
by Righty007 November 07, 2007
Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.
Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
by rswamy February 09, 2022
To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.
by Binny82 February 16, 2008
by 007Ninja June 24, 2009