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jamona

originated from the greek word, "Juh-Mon-UH"

It is a phrase shouted in ecstasy originally coined by Micheal Jackson. Could also be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
"Happy Birthday"

"JAMONA!!!"
by vince silveira February 6, 2008
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Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.
That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!
by barrazjazz November 9, 2020
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Jamon

An awesome, absolutely hilarious kid who is in a band called The Silence. He posts these extremely entertaining videos in Youtube, totally check them out. They are so funny. Do the fishy face! Do the fishy faceeee!
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Jamon in that video teaching you how sing screamo?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Dude, that cracked me up!"

Guy 1: "I know, right!?"
by Buttman456 September 27, 2009
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Jamon

Me gustan jamon y huevos.
by Queso King September 23, 2004
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Jamonesque

Qualities of a massive dumb fucking chicken shit that is not only a menace to society but a detriment to it. It leeches off of those who consider it a friend, only to later carelessly discard them for other, more juicier sources of sustenance. This word is used to describe one who can pubstomp in COD, but lacks real feelings or empathy. Loves the N word.
"You're acting like a Jamonesque bitch right now"
"This mf is playing with my heart so Jamonesquely fr fr"
"Fuck this Jamonesque bitch"
by Lockesthenes November 6, 2022
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jamón

Someone incredibley cute, usually said as as "a little ham", doesn't even have to try, they're just an all around cutie

Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute
WC: hey did you see Pablo?

MC: omg yeah he's such a jamón
by Wcpa78 September 19, 2016
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Jamont

A smart independent person who doesn’t care what others think and loves himself. He cooks, plays instruments, and wants to be a lawyer. He gets honorol every time he gets a report card. Jamont is a lovable person, but sometimes he is aggravating.
Why aren’t you like Jamont
by The real user January 10, 2018
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