jakarta

Crappiest place in Indonesia. Sinful city. Humanity blackhole.

A: What the hell is this place? Shithole?
B: Worse. You're in Jakarta.

by like you care August 3, 2005

Jakarta

The act of yelling out JAKARTA! Before farting on the girls face while she’s eating your booty

My boyfriend yelled out Jakarta while I ate his booty now I have pinkeye

by Jonnyhone July 29, 2019

Lil Jazart

Lil Jazart is a god rapper that can freestyle 999999999 words as fast as your dad leaving you he is know to be the greatest rapper in the universe and he can beat Eminem in a rap battle.

Lil Jazart is a god rapper

by anonymous October 5, 2020

jabarted

Noun;Anything that is FUBAR, A item or person of significant uglyness, A place you would not want to go due to it's level of domestic termoil

Dag homie, that girl is straight jabarted." " I crashed my car and now it's all jabarted.

by rockdawg November 26, 2010

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

jalantha

The most beautiful woman alive.

You're a good woman Jalantha, but then again you may be the anitchrist.

by MomaJay29 August 15, 2019

Jalatia

Ooouuu where to start hmm this lil thing right here 💕 she WILL change your life. Not to mention them CAKES now that right there😍 she is gorgeous and will steal your heart she yo lil thickum shmickum ❤ cater her💗

Jalatia is gorgeous

by Jalatia October 10, 2019