Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.

To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.

by pepperpiper April 9, 2015

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jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

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Jalapeno Tina

When you go down on a girl and she puts jalapenos in her vag to make it spicy.

I was throat deep in a jalapeno tina last night and it made my eyes water.

by TnASS T. July 7, 2010

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jalapeno hot popper

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female

God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.

by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015

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Jalapenis

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.

Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals

by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015

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