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jason schwartzman

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A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.
"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"
by lemadhatter November 12, 2006
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Jason Simpson

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The famous football player/actor's son aka the real killer.
The evidence/theories that point to Jason.
1.Jason had no alibi the night of the murders He stated he was cooking in front of over 150 people the night of the murders at the restaurant he works at, but the restaurant that he worked at during the murders could hold a maximum of 87 people at any one time. He also later stated in a civil deposition that he clocked out after the murders had taken place.

2.Jason Simpson had developed a crush on Nicole Brown Simpson, and was angry at the lifestyle she was involved in, which included drug use.

3.After committing the murders, Jason called Simpson to the crime scene. Simpson struggled with his son to take the weapons from him, thus providing the detectives with the gloves and the blood evidence that would be used at his trial. Dear also believes this is where O.J. received the cut on his hand that prosecutors said was inflicted during the murders.

4. The bloody gloves were to small to fit O.J. who had larger hands than his son.
Ted: O.J. needs to get locked up forever.

Amy: It was his son Jason Simpson you uneducated fuck.
by CrackHe@d May 14, 2007
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Jaden Smith Song

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Jaden Smith Songs means something that is amazing to the point it will change your life, though it is hated on by mean people because they don't want the secrets of happiness out there.
Dhar: Yo i just got done listening to a Jaden Smith Song, i feel like a new man
Steve: what the fuck man that shit is trash
Dhar: why?
Steve: uh idk heheh
by OfficialJadrn February 5, 2021
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Jason Smith

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The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.
Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!
by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018
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Jason Stanton

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jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.
by haleycole (: October 9, 2008
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Jason Squires

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The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.
Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires
by Radmehr May 11, 2011
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Jaden-schrutt

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Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.
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