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Jackin' the bean stock

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008
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jackin' the box

A femal version for jackin' the beanstalk} meaning masterbation. The term originated in South Jersey.
Whats wrong with you? i walked in on my sister while she was jackin' the box. Thats Hot.
by Sammy B3 June 11, 2006
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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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jackin da bank

this kid was in his room jackin da bank when i walked in
by Brklynz Finest22 December 26, 2009
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Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.
Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.
by Chrathan June 28, 2011
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Back jackin'

(băk'jăkin') v.- An approved method of masturbation in the workplace in which you use the upper posterior side of a willing co-worker to rub your genitals on in a slow, sensual motion. Grunting noises are an optional way of showing approval in your back jackee, but can make for awkward moments.
Chris, noticing Curt's lusting gaze at his boner, decided a back jackin' was imminent.
by boner gazers March 4, 2009
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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