jubean is the theory that everyone has the potential for greatness but do not neccesarily achieve it. Jubean is not only a title but a scale of your greatness. The better you are the more "jubean" you are. People like Oprah are considered the Anti-jubean.
by laughing_bun May 30, 2006
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Caring and loving character
Ex: She’s a jaber
Caring and loving character
Ex: She’s a jaber
She’s a jaber
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The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. It may seem like the person is high, but in fact, he/she just has a severe case of midnight jiberish.
by spritehehe May 2, 2008
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I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.
by FranzE February 2, 2010
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When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
He sees himself as a Cowboy Casanova but can never bring it home. Beats off to pornography and can only come if it’s on his wife’s shoes.
Juertin men usually disguise their perverse ways by becoming executives and marrying unassuming school teachers.
I do give him credit for his support for diversity; his current lovers include a midget, a manly woman from Philadelphia, and a washed up, hag socialite.
See that bald guy sitting in the food court drinking a Starbucks? Keep away from him. That creep who makes my skin crawl is a real juertin.
by Suburbia gone wrong July 6, 2022
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