Skank-itus

skank-itus is a disease..you act like a skank and the word skank is a huge part of your vocabulary.

that girl is such a skank. shes probably got skank-itus.

- i see youve caught a case of the skank-itus

by nitsrik March 29, 2009

Luong Itus

To be Unexplainaby Obsessed with a single person, it is neither love nor hatred but an extreme desire to be with them which could be described as Love in the future, this will happen in an instant and is only curable by GETTING OVER the person who it is about

Luong Itus
"unnamable Persone" OMG u see that girl shes lovely whats her name ???
"LUCY" OMG U SAID HER NAME i now feel all lovely inside Y ARE U TORTURING ME

by wanker coz he will hate me November 30, 2010

Giants-itus

A case of a team's ability to single handedly dominate the game in the beginning only to completely and utterly blow the game in the end.

The Ravens must have a case of Giants-itus, they had the lead and completely blew it.

by GiantsFanAlways January 17, 2011

da--itus

Da-itus.....The fear that, out there, somewhere, someone is happy...

An organic cerebral dysfunction, Da-itus is characterised by
megalomaniacal outbursts of a phallic and anal nature, akin to
pukka-phobia. A psychosomatic disease, Da-itus is commonly thought to
affect morose adolescents exposed to coitus-interruptus, or more
likely, coitus-nevergotus. Symptoms include a tendency to suffer
moments of prostrate, tempestuous puffiness in the nether regions,
Da-itus is often associated with salacious, irksome, invertebrates,
with sufferers tending to be prone to a plethera of fatal atractions.

Da Battyboy is da sufferer of da-itus

by ManYooMan May 7, 2005

Cami-itus

Having a first instinct to "Spazz out" or to move uncontrollaby, as if you had tourettes syndrome when scared; unable to control your body when someone attempts to hit you.

Damn, she must have been born with Cami-itus because shes still on the floor shaking from 20 minutes ago!

by Masonthe BEST October 31, 2007

skittle-itus

where someone becomes seriously addicted to skittles and cannot help mentioning then in day to day conversations OR seeing rainbows or other multi-coloured items maks them instantly crave skittles.

meegan: Look over there a rainbow!
sabrina: OMG taste the rainboww...i really want some skittles right now
meegan: dude you have a serious case of skittle-itus

by Meegan E September 29, 2012

Dumbass-Itus

Its when he/she is a dumbass and infects people with dumbass-itus

Boy: I banged ya mum
Girl: Ohh shit you gave ma mum Dumbass-Itus

by testtube baby June 18, 2016