Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

Irina

God dam sexiest woman alive. It has been said that even Brad Pitt has wet dreams of her. She is also known to have a mighty fine posterior and the sensitivist of sensitive nipples. People bow down to her and wish they were as lucky as Yuri (the lucky son of a gun).

" Dam that girl looks fine, she's almost as good as Irina"

by Yurio December 9, 2008

irritated

Annoyed.

Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.

by Saints October 13, 2003

Irritated eyes

When your eyes are really, really dry.

Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.

by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

irritated avians

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.

All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.

by truemyth September 24, 2011