Iraq

The birthplace of Civilization and the deathplace of Civilians.

Blair: Hey, did you know Civilisation begun in Iraq?

Bush: Yeah, but we saw to that.

Both: YEE-HAA

by EveryTypeOfCake July 27, 2010

Iraq

A sinkhole for American money.

George W Bush put all of America's money into a sinkhole in the middle east called Iraq.

by KillJoi99 March 11, 2009

Iraq

Vietnam without water.

"Nation" where the U.S. "National" Guard serves.

"Maaan, i signed up for the National Guard to help keep it cool in the US of A, but instead . . . Well, you know where they sent me."

by dana eyde February 15, 2005

iRaq

A new product from Apple, it is a sports bra that has a iPod holder so that women so longer have to strap it to their arm.

"You want to go jogging today?"
"Sure, just let me change into my iRaq."

by Assassin Phone Inc. June 13, 2008

the iraq

The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.

Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.

by gunstarzero August 30, 2007

Iraq

Site of a future glass parking lot

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Iraq

Nation ran by an American-trained dictator. Saddam was useful for a while, but now he's becoming a thorn in Bush's side, so it's time to kill him in the name of a "war on terror"
Also the proving grounds of American military incompetence; look at how many have been killed/wounded from friendly fire.

Believe it or not Americans, but it's also one of the cradles of civilisation.

"The war is not about oil, it's about trying to run someone else's country."

by Brewdles April 01, 2003