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GOB: "Illusion, Michael! A trick is something a whore does for money."
by MegT May 18, 2007
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Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".
"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"
by Misfit December 18, 2003
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ilusm

OMG SARAH MADISON!i! ilusm!
by Laura January 1, 2005
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Illusory superiority

a cognitive bias that causes people to overestimate their positive qualities and abilities and to underestimate their negative qualities, relative to others. This is evident in a variety of areas including intelligence, performance on tasks or tests and the possession of desirable characteristics or personality traits. It is one of many positive illusions relating to the self, and is a phenomenon studied in social psychology.
I hate people with Illusory superiority. They're all just a dick to society.
by TheNotADick January 23, 2011
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autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.
ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"
by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010
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iSlusho

One of the Top 100 Most Subscribed All time Comedians of YouTube.

The iSlusho Channel started in april 2008 and they have grown tremendously since. They are known for Funny Do's and Dont's videos and Random sketches. The cast consists of an all male group from ages 14-21.

The name "iSlusho" Came from" Slusho" a Fictional Japanese drink made by a fictional company called Tagruato. Made by

jj abrams and featured in Cloverfield, Star trek, Heroes, Alias
and more.

www.Youtube.com/iSlusho
Becky:Hey did you see that new video from iSlusho?

Dick:Ugh that channel sucks!

Becky: You are just mad because iSlusho is EPIC.

Dick: Screw you!

Becky: Okay Dick ;) Screw me.
by Damon Delgatto May 26, 2009
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optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.
by epausti February 21, 2011
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