Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011

Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.

My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

instatious

Secret; private; classified; confidential

Used as a predicate nominative

Person 1: “Promise me you’ll keep it instatious.”
Person 2: “I promise. I won’t tell anyone.”

by Nasima June 27, 2021

Invitation

Which is why I rejected your invitation to come be subsidiary to you because, by your own logic, I'd have to walk out the second you answered pretty much any question about whether not you believe in God, the policies you suggest are derived from an evil solipsistic incest cult, and you're both distorting and hiding underlying facts.

Hym "No, your disingenuous invitation join your cult isn't evidence you've tried to break with me. You can come here. You were command by someone if higher status to do a thing. Gayve Jewben already showed up to talk to my coworkers while I wasn't around back when he came here for a speech (I heard the echo of his presence "Keep an I on this guy for me. He's a little sketchy"). Why would I spend money to go be subsidiary to an inferior? It doesn't make any sense."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Invictious

"Invictious" based on its sound and context, could imply a sense of invincibility or an unyielding, powerful nature, akin to being unassailable or undefeated.

1. The Dragon warrior is Invictious!

2. Ironguard is an Invictious empire.

by Avenlee. February 24, 2024

Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.

Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024