investiga-awesome

Aplicable to a news broadcast, but only in Strongbadia.

"Strong Badia Action News 5...it's investiga-awesome."

by Strong Bad May 13, 2004

inventigate

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.

Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.

by menace to propriety August 15, 2009

inventive

having the ability to create or design new things or to think originally.

person one: i head she came up with that all on her own!
person two: yeah, she's quite the inventive type

by Hot pepper stick August 7, 2021

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

by Shimabuku August 21, 2009

New Invention

New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!

New invention, that place is scruffy I wouldn’t go down there!

by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021

Military Police Investigations

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020

under-the-desk incentive

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

by Chase Smith January 25, 2007