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Insurance Shit

You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.

...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...

*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*

Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010
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insurance

A form of gambling.

A way to get free money.
1) I might get an accident and get insurance money!

2) I'm going to cause an accident and get insurance money!
by Flibby December 28, 2005
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volcano insurance

a service or product you never use, but are constantly paying for
Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.
by lotus_six June 27, 2009
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insurance company

Evil multi-billion dollar corporations that earn a profit from your premiums, and then find any loophole they can so they can refuse to live up to their responsibility in order to save money.
An insurance company is really a legal form of fraud.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com April 8, 2008
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mexican auto insurance

Mexican auto insurance is when you don’t have auto insurance but you have decided in advance that if you ever get in an accident you will drive away. If possible, before the police can arrive. Named after Mexican illegal immigrants propensity to commit “hit and runs”.
"I got in an accident yesterday. It's cool, I have mexican auto insurance."
by Aaron K. July 30, 2008
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insurancelessness

A period where one is without insurance, i.e. your health, well-being, and/or investments are solely your risk
I was fired from my job and COBRA is too expensive. I guess I'll have to give up Ultimate Unicycling during this insurancelessness.
by the will grasmick January 27, 2009
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Insurance Wank

Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.
Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011
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