You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
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Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
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