Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

by friendmandude May 27, 2019

Inceptionoia

in-CEP-shun-oy-uh (noun)

The paranoia or irrational fear that your world is either:

1) a dream
2) a dream within a dream
3) a dream within a dream within a dream

following the viewing of Inception. Inceptionoia usually results in the creation and possession of a totem, as well as a newfound desire to find fallicies in the universe.

Note: one who feels that their world is a dream within a dream witin a dream within a dream (limbo; everything is possible and the world can be created as the person desires) is not experiencing Inceptionia, but is clinically insane.

Anna: I can't believe you made me watch Inception. I've had Inceptionoia all week and had to create a totem to be safe.
Michael: I'm part of your security team. You are asleep and someone is trying to steal information from you; try to remember how you got here.

by The 4th Derivative March 14, 2011

injection for life

An exclamation accompanied by an index finger to upper-arm gesture that is quickly self-administered at the first sign of girl or boy "germs". Particularly popular with Australian schoolchildren throughout the 1990s.

Ironically, the injection for life never actually lasted for life, as it was said at every possible opportunity, if not several times a school day.

Jess: Ooh, David just borrowed my eraser and I think I saw him pick his nose earlier!

Stacey, Christine and Sharon: Injection for life!!

by Ginadean February 13, 2009

ingestion

Pulling in the data. Ingesting the data so we can analyse it and make new predictions and clear up problems.

"Our team is still working on the ingestion so we can get that project done." In Slack standup meeting today.

by jmacofearth August 15, 2023

tanning injections

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org

United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.

by melanotan September 23, 2009

tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

by ablahblah January 11, 2010

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011