Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

by princess.peach December 30, 2009

Infallatio

Act of blowing air in one's anus. Often as an accompaniment to a blowjob.

She went right past the balls and POOF! Infallatio!

by Tom Ramen September 8, 2013

Infanichit

Not enough funds in the bank; pocket way short; waiting on friday; broke as hell

I tried to make that call to your boy but I had infanichit funds on my phone.

by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016

Infant Killah

A male generally teenage or young adult, who makes a habit of dating younger women and girls, generally used to poke fun at questionable behavior and persons , of Caribbean origin

"Chhhhh, yo Brian did you see Sean with that 9th grader?" - Kevin

"Yeah bruddah, he's a real infant killah" - Brian

by KYSeaman345 November 6, 2017

infa 100%

It is a russian internet expression that was/is often used on the russian imageboard 2ch.ru (2chan). It means Information accuracy is 100%.

Spread to wesern world:
The expression was caught on by ultra-autistic people and stormfags spamming ron paul memes on following imageboards: northpole.fi ,4chon.org/net (not 4chan) and krautchan's /int/ back in 2009 ,2010 and 2011. On kc you would often see a picture of Comical Ali (baghdad bob) with infa 100% as a caption. If you see a non-russian using this expression then it's a balding 30+ year old permavirgin bernd which you shall bully the shit out of.

jews did 9/11 infa 100%

Israel is gonna carpet bomb the shit out of hizbollah infa 100%

Anybody who uses infa 100% is a permavirgin coke-snorting nazi bernd infa 100%

by MrAsscrack October 26, 2018

Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023

fixation_or_infactuation

One of the biggest comic influencers on Tiktok. Also known as Bri, this content creator often makes multi part rant videos on not just comics, but many other topics as well.

A respectable person, of whom many are able to confide in. She always stands up for the little guy and isn’t afraid to knock people off their high horses. Earned the title of “Batmom”

She calls people out on their bullshit, but also loves to educate people. Intelligent, beautiful and fierce; Bri is an alternate definition for “girlboss”

Person 1: bro, do you follow fixation_or_infactuation?

Person 2: What? Nahh, her content is trash, she needs to read a real comic before she runs her mouth
Person 1: huh, btw who has the bigger ass: Dick Grayson or Hal Jordan?
Clown 2: Obviously Hal Jordan, duh

by ThomasWayneRiddle July 7, 2021