When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.
by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022
Get the Oral Incontinence mug.A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
by smacky.jack July 2, 2023
Get the weaponized incontinence mug.the stupid bitches that constantly sit in the toilets and make tiktoks every single fucking day and laugh like cows &&&&& mistreat their partners and are general pieces of trash.
"the girls in the toilets are a real fucking inconvenience" - me and every other female that enters that toilet.
by pussy slayer 42069 September 14, 2020
Get the Inconvenience mug.n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.
Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.
I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
by Cotedor July 28, 2009
Get the Moral Incontinence mug.A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
by JonasZD December 24, 2008
Get the Inconvenience Store mug.Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010
Get the Inconvenience Charge mug.1. A person who has the qualities of being inconvenient and a cunt.
2. Causing an inconvenience just to be a cunt.
2. Causing an inconvenience just to be a cunt.
Jack: I bought you some beers as I drank some of yours last night but I just realised they're alcohol free ones and the shops are shut.
Mike: You inconveniecunt!
Mike: You inconveniecunt!
by Mike Kinsella May 9, 2020
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