put me in the pocket

When something or someone excites you, you have been put in the pocket. See Tabi Bonney.

Yo that girl looks fine, she put me in the pocket.

by ThugDoubt October 15, 2006

wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

mouse in your pocket

Similar to "the royal we" but less condescending. Usually a retort when someone volunteers you to do something without asking you first.

"I have to move out of my apartment this weekend, can you guys help me?" Jake asked. "Sure thing, we'll be there first thing Saturday" Ryan said. "Whoa, what's this 'we' bullshit?" I replied, "you got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jack Bard October 10, 2008

Prawn in the pocket

To fall asleep while your penis is still inside of a partner, loved one, spouse, mistress, fling or prostitute.

"I just put my prawn in the pocket and had a lovely dream last night. Woke up soggy."

by Omgyiyja September 27, 2012

Peel an Orange in your Pocket

Meaning tight with money, selfish, unlikly to share with others.

Ben: "Paul can I have one of them sweets please?"
Paul: "Fuck off they're mine!"
Ben: "Tight fucker, you would peel an orange in your pocket!"
Paul: "Whatever"

by Ben Daniels December 17, 2006

turd in your pocket

When someone tries to include you in a "we" that you don't feel part of, the traditional response is "We? What do you mean, we? Do you have a turd in your pocket?" Translates as semi-funny emphatic rejection of false or forced collectivism. (My "do you have a mouse in your pocket?" is the cleaned-up version of the old rhetorical rejection of the false "we.")

#1: We can take care of that.

#2: We? What's this "we" shit? Do you have a turd in your pocket?

by Why da'ya Care November 8, 2007

death in my pocket

a absolutely top class song by mgk meaning he feels so close to death it’s in his pocket

hey bro I’ve got death in my pocket recently

by doojy April 8, 2022